thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

gallifrey-feels:

More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married

It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve

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tastefullyoffensive:

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captcreate:

If the Sun can find sunglasses that fit it, why can’t I find some that fit my large melon head?

shuckl:

shuckl:

shuckl:

toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”

fries

do you ever look back at your mistakes

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sexyseventhgrader:

a headline I wasnt prepared to read
everyone who saw brand new in Portland tonight:

firstchair-lastcall:

i hate you

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